What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.