What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.