What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.