What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips