Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

A: Every man for himself.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.