What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*