What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.