What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin