What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.