Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.