Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.