Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.