Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.