What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"