What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone