What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.