Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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He can't even last a femtosecond!

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.