Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.