What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb