Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!