Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.