Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

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What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!