What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !