Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.