Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!