Washed up.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Put it through the Wash.
It's Morphine Time!
OCDC
He puts it in the Wash.
Microwaves!
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
They send them through the Wash.
They wipe, flush, and wash their hands
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because these colors don't run.
Throw in your washing.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
They wash themselves.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Because it's too cold outtide
Because it's sham poo.
The water washes away her tears
Your wife.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"
Because it's too cold out tide.
She wanted to wash up on shore
Conditioner Gordon.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Microwaves.
Champ who
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
In Fort Launderdale.
I forgot to wet the soap.
In a river basin !
because it's too cold out-tide.
Psst...Who washes your ... sheets
WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!
Because it's too cold to wash out Tide
Bubble and squeak !
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
A wash and wear wolf
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
A: Deterrent.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
He was sent to the udder side
Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
putting them back in the wheelchair
bleotch!!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
a road
Downy.
Like a Bosch!
I think we're in sink."
Rub it rub it rub it.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
A humpty-dumpty!
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
A hundred dollar bill.
Because she was drinking on the job.
then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
To run their hands through their hair
Krill Bream.
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
It depends on how big his plantation is.
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
Their GPA drops
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
