What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.