What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!