What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.