Handicap Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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That sounded a lot better in my head

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

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Slow children.

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I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

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Wok n' Roll

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

What do you call a dumb cop?

A LEOtard.

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Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo