What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger