What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

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Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!