Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Which one is yours?

Say, "I haven't picked one out yet!" It's worth it.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids