Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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What do black Eskimos live in?

A nigloo.

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.