What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.