What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.