Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks