What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.