Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!