Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.