How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.

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Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's mine "

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic