What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step