What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step