What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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What do they call grits up north?

Disgusting!

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"