What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.