What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."