Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now