Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.