What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.