What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!