What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum