5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
His portrait only need one nail
One baby nailed to 10 trees...
Taco bell for lunch
A baby in the microwave :)
Overstuffed.
Chowasaki. - Pat H.
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.