What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.