5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
Because we're not all sandwiches
Nailed it!"
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Because it's a dear little thing.
Polaroids.
Denim denim denim!
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back