What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.