What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.