What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.