What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.