Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.