Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.