What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.