What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!