What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)