Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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