Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts