Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!