What does 1+1=?

Window.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.