What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.