What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.