Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.