Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.