Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.