What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.