What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring