How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Groin Jokes More Groin Jokes

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.